In 30 Years...

It’s 8:30 and I hear Justin Bieber serenading me with his hit from 2010 “U Smile”, (gotta love the oldies!) from my holographic projector in the middle of my room. Now that I’m awake and in a great mood, I talk to my boyfriend using the same holographic projector, this time in the video chat setting. After that I go to my CCA 6000 to pick out my outfit for the day. Then I stand under my straightening machine and get my hair done in 4 minutes. My teeth get brushed by the arm that comes out of the mirror, then tells me how beautiful I am while it does my make up. Finally, ready to leave for class I get in my auto-drive flying machine called a Doopaloid that drops me off right in front of class in 27 seconds. I actually want to learn in class so I don’t use any the new Subtracterol that is supposed to make you “smarter” but I think it’s an addictive substance that the company just wants you to but more of. Then I get back in my Doopaloid and go to my dorm where Ashley and I go to the Money Dispenser X25 to get money to go shopping. We jam out to John Mayer’s 35th Plantinum selling record all the way there and live happily after.